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  1. Submitted By: weaponsmith:

    an anon asked: “Do you have a sword that can cut through divine lightning?”

    the Lightning Lord’s Rod & Ring will catch any electrical arcs and store them until released again through the ring. fair warning: storing too much energy might result in some forceful backlash.

    smithed on: April 9, 2014
  2. Submitted By: weaponsmith:

    this was a request from a now lost inbox message (sincerest apologies), that was something like “an item that would fit the paw of a shadow creature”.

    the Gilded Green Gauntlet gives the weilding shadow creatures +4 on all attacks, though -1 to AC for now being slightly corporeal

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    smithed on: April 7, 2014
  3. Submitted By: weaponsmith:

    kevinjaystanton:

    fezzine:

    I just got the proof for FEZZINE and oh my gosh. I am so excited and so overwhelmed by how well it has turned out. Here’s a preview gif of all of the work

    the FEZzine will be at MOCCA this wknd, come pick up a copy!

    smithed on: April 3, 2014
  4. Submitted By: weaponsmith:

    pdubs desired a “tiny Clockwork Knight”.

    his parts are fueled by the small oil lamp engine housed within the ceramic plate armor, just light him up and speak the words of commanding. his oil reservoir lasts an hour.

    smithed on: March 29, 2014
  5. Submitted By: weaponsmith:

    davidmeehan asked for “a Dracula’s weapon.” the VampireHead Mace is as close as the Smith can offer.

    sister-weapon to the OrcHead Mace, this feller’s bite is fatal if not worse, as victims become undead slaves bound to the mace’s wielder.

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    smithed on: March 28, 2014
  6. Submitted By: weaponsmith:

    pdubs requested “A weaponized portable hole (maybe on a stick, like a butterfly net?)”

    the PortalBeetle Staff is constructed with various parts from the same said insect, most importantly the mandibles, which open the wormholes. the animate satchel familiar holds the accumulated holes, as only the beetle knows how to close these rifts in time-space…

    smithed on: March 27, 2014
  7. Submitted By: weaponsmith:

    seraphimsoliloquies: “Would you craft me a magical greataxe, covered in golden runes? Preferably with holy light of some kind?”

    the GoldenEagle Axe is a Dire Eagle bound to an axe, whose magical aura is constantly being spewn onto the axe’s edge, igniting the runes along its rim. Crit on a 15+, not bad.

    smithed on: February 1, 2014
  8. Submitted By: weaponsmith:

    guest post by kevinjaystanton:

    Wield the goblin cleaver, Orcrist, known as Biter by its enemies! A once lost treasure of Erebor, forged by the Elves of Gondolin, Thorin reclaimed the blade from a Troll’s hoard.

    Visit The Slivered Blade shop for more amazing artifacts!

    smithed on: December 31, 2013
  9. Submitted By: weaponsmith:

    @thinmatr requested: “I need a weapon that combines, coheres and sustains that which it touches. That artfully confronts enormous complexity and distills it. That connects, and integrates.”

    together, the Eye & Paw of God are used to reshape the physical world around its wearer, allowing one to sculpt, create or destroy reality within their sphere of influence.

    smithed on: December 24, 2013
  10. Submitted By: weaponsmith:

    the WurmHul Staff allows the observer to bring two chosen points together by folding time-space, thereby allowing point A to move towards point B, or bring point B back to point A.

    best not teleport in groups of more than two, or things tend to get sloppy.

    smithed on: December 21, 2013
  11. Submitted By: weaponsmith:

    an anonymous request asked for King Robert Baratheon’s Warhammer.

    the king was a big fat man, and deserves a big fat hammer. cheers!

    smithed on: December 12, 2013