"Welcome to the shop!
I smithy a new weapon every day.
If you don't see what you want, you can REQUEST a custom weapon!
Or you can SUBMIT your own!"
Submitted By:
weaponsmith:
ed yoo’s request: “please make a mace that turns things into lucky charms cereal. the world needs something like this desperately.”
wel, its a hammer, but it still does the trick. the LuckyHammer will turn whatever in strikes into a pile of cereal appropriate marshmallows.
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weaponsmith:
friend aaron asked: “do u by any chance have an axe that shoots bullets and flames, so i can chop the fuck out of something, and simultaneously shoot it to pieces and burn it down?”
and so the Gun FlameAxe was born.
Submitted By:
weaponsmith:
the talented Theo requested a portable bandsaw, and so after much effort, the EnergyBeam Contraption was forged.
when unfastened, and the proper words recited, the clockwork wings raise the top half aloft, creating a magical arc between the two stones which have a piercing +15 /Magical Armor
Submitted By:
weaponsmith:
who doesn’t have fonder memories of yanking these out of the ground?
ladies and gentlemen, the Mario2 Turnip
Submitted By:
weaponsmith:
the always delightful Ed G.IV requested the Sword of Bee: “With every successful strike this magical sword unleashes a single magical bee, which might sting your adversary. Or it might just wander off to find pollen.”
i mean just absolutely delightful.
Submitted By:
weaponsmith:
this intricately detailed knife is a Weeping Dagger.
the glass vial blade contains a flesh melting poison that slowly drips from its point.
Submitted By:
weaponsmith:
a request from brother Colin, a spinning blade attached to some contraption, allowing it to serve as both an offensive blade and defensive shield. and so the Rotary Knuckle Duster was born.
a simple gear mechanism welded on to brass knuckles within a gauntlet, which may allow for some feather fall if you use it right.
Submitted By:
weaponsmith:
the Mandible Knuckle Duster adds a wonderful touch to any lad with a good punch.
the mandibles open and close with a small trigger in the finger holes, and can cut through most armor!
Submitted By:
weaponsmith:
the smith’s own mother asked for “a weapon that is easy to hide and might actually look like a piece of jewelry for a women to wear, but could transform into a weapon that could deal a deadly blow!”
capital idea! here is a Gemstone Energy Dagger, concealed in a necklace!
Submitted By:
weaponsmith:
guthbrand requested Beowulf’s Hrunting and Naegling, two of the most legendary swords in all of mythology!
Beowulf used Hrunting to battle Grendel’s Mother, though it’s ancient power failed him. Naegling was broken during Beowulf’s final battle, against the dragon.
Submitted By:
weaponsmith:
smalltruckasked for a small folding blade that unfurls into something larger. useful for a man in the field, this Geomancer Dagger is perfect.
the pliers alloy, when put in contact with certain minerals, creates an intense chemical short flame that can burn through virtually everything.
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weaponsmith:
an anonymous fellow asked for a Katar, which is an Indian Punching Dagger. the Smith found blueprints for something special.
the Katar BlunderBuss is fitted with two flint and lock canons on either side of a long dagger. the magic canisters can be switched out for others.
Submitted By:
weaponsmith:
iamlittleben asked: “Smith! I lost my duel maces socketed with gems of lifesteal (2) and slow (1). My whirlwind attack is nothing without them. Can you help me?”
of course! the smith is here to help. may they serve you well!
Submitted By:
weaponsmith:
Folks! the WeaponSmith is involved in a Group Show entitled THREAT!, put together by the AmercanDesignClub.
come see weapons of all shapes, sorts, and sizes at 29 Wythe in Brooklyn, 6-10pm TONIGHT! 03/09/12
Submitted By:
weaponsmith:
Heres the info for that:
(show is only up sat 6-10 and sun 12-7)